Sunday, August 30, 2009

West Coast Schaefer

With recent successes by hall-of-famers Rookie and UDR to spread the Schaefer influence, the pressure was on me to step-up. I flew to San Diego today and had tentative plans to meet up with a fellow Petty fan out here. Because I knew Schaefer wasn't distributed out here, I took matters into my own hands and packed a few in my suitcase so we could share some.

I was very pleased when I unpacked how cool the cans still were even after a 4 hour flight. I guess a chilled can, wrapped in socks in the middle of a suitcase, and in the belly of a plane flying at below freezing temps keeps a beer relatively frosty.

Unfortunately, my bud wasn't able to make the trip from LA to San Diego. However, did that deter me from cracking a Schaef anyway? No way.

After having one, I spent a bit of time walking around and having dinner. Upon returning to the room, it seemed only appropriate to have a Schaefer night cap. Because as the jingle says: "Schaefer is the one beer to have when you are having more than one."



A west coast toast to fellow Schaefer fans and my Hall of Fame Homeys UDR and Rookie! Sal-oot!

TMC

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Schaefer HOF Street Team

The Schaefer Hall of Famers are alive and well. They've represented the brand, our race tradition, and HOF responsibilities exceptionally well the last couple of Cup races.

First, UDR scored some Schaef in Cleveland and shared it with his brethren at the race at the CARFAX 400 at Michigan.



Last weekend, another HOF'er - Rookie - lived way large and left the yard with the Bristol Grand Slam. He attended the modified, trucks, Nationwide, and Sharpie 500 Cup races. Enough large living - including with Schaefer - to kill most grown men.

All this Schaefer sharing once again affirms our HOF commitment to take it to the streets baybay.



Now its my turn. I'm headed to San Diego Sunday. Unfortunately, I will not be attending a race - unless those docksider-wearing yacht cap'ns drink Schaefer. Then maybe I'll go racing with them!

Based on distributor information available at Schaefer's website, the beer isn't available in Cali - at all. So smuggled in my suitcase will be a sixer to share with a friend who's never had the pleasure of drinking one.

TMC

Thursday, August 20, 2009

My favorite racer names

Today's NASCAR has a roster of safe, sponsor-friendly driver names - few, if any, of whom cause snickers from their uniqueness or double-entendres. Driver names such as Jeff Gordon, Jimmie Johnson, Matt Kenseth, Tony Stewart, Ryan Newman, or even Juan Pablo Montoya don't raise any giggles. Probably the only name that even remotely raises an eyebrow is Kurt Busch.

But the drivers of the past? Ahhh, now we're talking. Here is what I believe are my top ten favorite unique and/or funny names as well as a link to their NASCAR history. Some stays were short-lived - other drivers were around for a while. Enjoy the snickers, the research, and the "I had no idea" revelations.

10. Dick Trickle - Let's go ahead and get him out of the way. A funny name, a logical choice, but also a driver most everyone already knows.

















9. Nero Steptoe - From Albany, GA - apparently of native American descent. Only raced in 5 Grand National (now Sprint Cup) races.

8. PeeWee Jones - Pee Wee gets ranked slightly above Nero because he raced in 7 GN races.

7. Spook Crawford - Spook only ran 6 GN races, but his name is still better than Nero or Pee Wee.

6. Crawfish Crider - Actually Crider's first name is Curtis - a pretty good in its own right. But his nickname of 'Crawfish' allows him to split the bottom 5 from the top 5.















5. Jocko Maggiacomo - Not only did Jocko have a great name, he was also from a CITY with a great name - Poughkeepsie, NY. Jocko's final year in Cup racing was 1988. One of his final races was in June at Pocono. He and Bobby Allison wrecked hard on the first lap of the race. Allison was t-boned and suffered traumatic head injuries. Jocko returned to race another time or two in 1988 before leaving the sport.



4. Friday Hassler - from Chatta-dadgum-nooga, Tennessee. My sister-in-law almost married one of his relatives (great nephew, grandson, 3rd cousin, or something like that). Friday was tragically killed at Daytona in 1972. What a great name - to be named after the start of the weekend. Too bad his name wasn't Friday Five O'Clock.



3. Frog Fagan - I know very little about Frog, but I think of the Little Rascals character every time I hear his name.

2. Dick Passwater - Maybe he took more Flomax than Mr. Trickle.

1. Possum Jones - How can you not like a driver named for an ugly rodent often found dead in the road? And yes, this Possum is different than the legendary country music singer George Jones who often goes by the nickname Possum.



Yes, I recognize many of the names on this list are nicknames vs. the God-given named laid on them by their mamas. Yet even at the nickname level, these names still trump Smoke, Shrub, or Cousin Carl.

Honorable mention goes to drivers such as Buckshot Jones, Glenn 'Fireball' Roberts, and Jimmy 'Smut' Means.

How 'bout it? Who did I forget who was deserving of being on the list?

TMC

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

NASCAR's straight line racing history

Each season, fans and media debate the merits of having 2 road courses on NASCAR's Cup schedule. Some say its two too many. Others say it adds diversity to the schedule along with varying short tracks, intermediate cookie cutters, and superspeedways. Yet others say the Chase should include at least one of all types of tracks - including a road course.

So while everyone bench races the pros and cons of having a lefty-righty race amongst all the lefties, I thought I'd throw a little history lesson in for good measure.

Did you know NASCAR sanctioned drag racing in the 1960s? Yep, you read that right.

I've known for years Richard Petty went drag racing for about half the year in 1965. NASCAR put a rules change hurtin' on the powerful hemi engine Richard used in 1964. As a result, Chrysler boycotted NASCAR and parked its factory-supported teams. Petty Enterprises raced to make money. While the company honored the factory boycott, Lee, Richard, Maurice, and Dale Inman still wanted to race and chose drag racing as the venue.

Petty Enterprises built a Plymouth Barracuda for Richard to run.

43Jr. ran series of drag events throughout the first part of 1965 - including the drag strip in Bristol, Tennessee.

What I did not know until recently is NASCAR sanctioned drag racing as a separate series for a while.

Here, the King is shown racing in a NASCAR sanctioned event. So even with the Chrysler boycott, NASCAR still found a way in 1965 to make a nickel off their budding new star.

I'm hardly the educated historian of this segment of NASCAR's past; however, my research led me to a couple of pretty good sites worth reading.
A settlement between NASCAR and Chrysler ended Richard's brief drag career. By mid-year, he was back to regularly running and winning Grand National (now Sprint Cup) races.

Before returning to the ovals, however, tragedy intervened for Petty. The photo below was shot at a drag strip in Dallas, Georgia on February 28, 1965. As the two cars green-lighted, Petty had problems, veered off the track, and plowed into some folks standing too near the strip. A young boy -8 year-old Wayne Dye - was killed.

Despite NASCAR's limited involvement in drag racing and the unfortunate death in Dallas, GA, I personally think the NASCAR Hall of Fame organizers should establish an exhibit dedicated to this part of the sanctioning body's history.

TMC

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Kyle Petty: Favorite Racing Movies

Kyle Petty mentions his top 2 favorite racing movies of all time. While I agree with his top two choices, I think I'd swap them around as my #1 and #2 faves.


Kyle mentions the Steve McQueen 1971 movie - LeMans. I'll admit it should at least get honorable mention if for nothing else than a great movie line - from all movies and not just racing ones:

When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after... is just waiting.

Best thing about Kyle's recap? No votes for Tom Cruise! Not even a mention! In that regard, KP and I are in unanimous agreement.

And is it any wonder DOT isn't the top racing movie when this scene represents its signature moment.



When it comes to gut-busting comedy combined with cheek-clenching drama, can there be any doubt as to the top racing movie of all time? Perhaps if the studio had chosen to submit this classic scene to Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, we may have had a different across-the-board winner at the 1984 Oscars than Amadeus.



I ought to post "what is your favorite racing movie?" as a poll question.

Wait...I already did that - didn't I? Hmm, can't remember who won though.

TMC

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Brickyawn

1993 was a big deal for NASCAR. For the first time ever, stock cars took to the track at the famed Indianapolis Motor Speedway. Rather than be towed or pushed through the "paddock" as was the open-wheeled tradition, the drivers fired 'em up and drove 'em out of the "garage".

Richard Petty took a time-out from his retirement at the end of the 1992 season to turn a few practice laps. And Kyle Petty videotaped all the happenings of the practice in a pre-YouTube world.

While the test was officially labeled as just a dip-our-toes-in-the-water PR session, everyone knew what was coming - and it happened. In 1994, the inaugural Brickyard 400 was held on an August Saturday morning.

Journeyman Rick Mast plunked his #1 Skoal Ford on the pole, and brothers Geoff and Brett Bodine took turns near the front much of the day - hardly a trio of superstars. (I suppose one, however, could make the case for Geoff's eventually making the NASCAR HOF for his modified and Cup victories.)

Family friction eventually reared its ugly head when Geoff first nudged Brett and then Brett flat-out wrecked Geoff's Exide Ford in relation. Geoff's #7 Ford - recently purchased from the estate of the late Alan Kulwicki - was done for the day. Brett planned to go on to victory himself in Kenny Bernstein's #26 Quaker State Ford.



But a Bodine victory was not how the script was written. The much heralded sophomore California kid - later transplanted to Indiana by his parents - Jeff Gordon - paced the field for about half the race and won his 2nd career Cup race on his "home track" (cue banktruck's rolling eyes).

The inaugural race was a sell-out, the race was a big hit, the good guy won, tons of cars showed up to attempt to qualify, and NASCAR was now officially back home in Indiana. I tried pulling every string I could to get to that first one, but I ran out of time. Fortunately, I was able to attend the 2nd Brickyard in 1995 when Dale Earnhardt won the rain-delayed 400.

Over the subsequent editions of the 400, however, a major problem has emerged. While the novelty of the first 400 caught the fancy of new fans, corporate sponsors, the media, curious open wheel traditionalists, etc., the terrible quality of stock car racing at Indy began to show up in spades.

Gordon's 1st win there was huge. Earnhardt was genuine with that wry grin after winning his n 1995. Dale Jarrett and his crew established a neat tradition by kissing the bricks following his first win. And the true Indiana boy, Smoke, reveled in his first win at the track where his beloved 500 had eluded him.

Beyond that, the rest of the Brickyards have pretty much been yawners. I've been told its a "driver's track" because one has to wrestle the big stock cars through the turns while carrying a ton of speed and right side yaw. To me, however, all that means nothing if cars can't run with one another, pass, draft, root and gouge, etc. - the hallmarks of oval track stock car racing.

In the cold war of American auto racing at that time, NASCAR prevailed. A couple of years after the 1st Brickyard, open wheel racing split between CART and the IRL. Nothing has been the same for them since. NASCAR and the Frances proved to Tony George, the Hulman family, open wheel loyalists, and Madison Avenue that NASCAR was the place to get the best competition, the top driver personalities, and the best return on your marketing investment. For a while, many thought the Brickyard may well usurp the Indy 500 as the premier event at the speedway.

Rather than capitalize on that victory and continue to use the hallowed speedway to its advantage, NASCAR leaned heavily on it and simply presumed they would lead to a future annuity of success.

Every year, I read the Brickyard is the 2nd most important race on the circuit behind only the Daytona 500. What? It may pay the 2nd highest purse - I don't really keep up with that part of the sport. But its hardly the 2nd more important race from a fan's perspective - at least from this fan's perspective. I'd rank the summer Bristol night race as the second most important. I'd slot the Coke 600 as 3rd. Before Darlington's Labor Day tradition was unceremoniously dumped in favor of the barrenness of Fontana (in more ways than one), I would have slotted the Southern 500 ahead of Indy.

I'll watch little to none of this Sunday's edition of the Brickyawn. For me, its not a "protest" stay-away because of last year's tire debacle - although that would certainly give me cause to avoid it. I'll stay away because in all likelihood the race will simply be B-O-R-I-N-G.

If NASCAR and IMS wants this race to keep what little relevance it still has, they should work together to make it a race anticipated by fans, TV watchers, sponsors, and the media. Considering NASCAR's chief ally at the track - Tony George - was just fired by his family and that International Speedway Corporation just hired away IMS track president, Joie Chitwood, I'm not sure cooperation between NASCAR and IMS is very strong.

But if they can find a way to work together, I've got a couple of ideas for future Brickyawns:
  • Get the tire crisis solved. By all accounts, it seems Goodyear may have done so. The proof will be in the pudding this weekend.

  • Move the date to a meaningful weekend vs. some random date in either July or August.

  • Darlington will never see the return of the Southern 500 on Labor Day weekend. I don't like it, but I acknowledge it. California surrendering that coveted weekend was the right thing to do, but I don't think Atlanta's getting it will work much better. I suggest moving the Brickyard to that weekend. With Indy in the heartland of America and the track truly an historic American speedway, I'd be OK with two holiday weekends featuring two premier races at the track.

  • If the pressure is too great to keep a Labor Day race in the south, I suggest moving the Brickyard to the Fourth of July weekend - or even the Fourth itself. Daytona's summer race has lost a lot of its relevance just as the Brickyard has. Its no longer the Firecracker, run on the 4th of July, or run in the heat of the day. As a result, its just another plate track. So do as many have suggested for years - move it to the end of the year (or elsewhere in the chase), and give Americana Indy its date. This solution is far less practical because Indy's 500 and 400 dates would fall too close together.

  • Start pairing some open wheel races as the companion event to some Cup races. Doing so may introduce NASCAR's audience to some of the open wheel gang and vice versa. For many years now, trucks and Busch races have opened for IRL events, but IRL races have never opened for Cup races - where the real numbers are in terms of turnstile and ratings. Increased cross-pollination between the two series would likely strengthen the Brickyard's place on the Cup schedule and go a long way towards long-term future of the IRL to boot.
Even with any of these logistical or promotional gimmicks, I seriously doubt I'll personally be any more interested in any more Brickyawns. But then again, NASCAR stopped caring about my interests as a long-time fan many moons ago.

TMC

Monday, July 13, 2009

Schaefer Tradition - Columbus Ohio Chapter

For many years, Uncle D. has been a trusty sober driver, a fabulous tailgating chef (try his trackside grilled pizzas or his brats - he's more than just a 'cook'), a passionate and committed fan of all forms of motorsports, and a great friend.

In May at the World 600 weekend, the esteemed Uncle D. was unanimously voted into the highly-exclusive Schaefer Race Weekend Hall of Fame. The Honorable Reverend Randy presided over the ceremony to move Uncle D. from the Ring of Honor to the Hall of Fame.

Uncle D. hasn't let this honor go to this head. Quite the opposite. He has taken the Schaefer message to the people. Last weekend, he evangelized several folks at the Goodguys custom auto show in Columbus, Ohio in the merits of Schaefer.

Atta boy Uncle D. Consider your annual HOF dues waived for 2009-2010.

Hail to Uncle D! Hail to Schaefer!

TMC