- A 12 race suspension - even though Carl hasn't entered a Cup points paying event since 2006
- A 200 point fine - hmmm, I guess Carl won't make the Chase now. A real shame - he was sooooo close.
- A $200,000 fine - NASA just begin recycling urine into water. Maybe they can help NASCAR figure out how to get blood out of Carl's turnip.
Am I the only one who finds humor in NASCAR's busting a guy named Long for being oversized? I hope while Carl Long is benched he successfully lands Enzyte as a sponsor for a future race.
I bet NASCAR's inaugural rookie of the year from 1959 - Shorty Rollins - was never busted for such an infraction.